Lou

Meet Lou: Retired Olympian, Current Desk Diva Once upon a time, Lou was rescued by a kind human who offered her safety, warmth, and a cozy basement to settle in. But Lou had other plans—she was training for the Hide and Seek Olympics. And let us tell you… she won. Her gold-medal strategy? Vanishing into the basement walls like a feline Houdini, popping out only for midnight snacks and hydration, then ghosting again for two weeks. Respect. Lou’s epic run came to an end when she realized the medal doesn’t come with snacks or snuggles. So she gracefully retired from the sport and traded in the shadows for a desk job—literally. Now she spends her days lounging atop an office desk like the queen she is, soaking up attention, naps, and back scratches. Lou loves affection and will happily roll over for pets—but please, no unsolicited pickups. Her biscuit-makers can turn into murder mittens if boundaries aren’t respected. She’ll climb into your lap when she’s good and ready (usually right when you’re trying to type). She’s got one adorably crinkled ear (a souvenir from her ear mite survival era), a strong independent streak, and a whole lot of love to give—on her terms. Are you cool enough to be Lou’s human?